Here are some funny things that Wesson has been saying:
Wesson: When I grow up big and tall I want to be like Daddy?
Me: Really? Like Daddy?
Wesson: So I can play basketball at the church and drive a big black truck!!! Yep!!! That's why!!!
Wesson: Mommy when you take a sip of water it goes in your month, and down your throat, and then into your belly, and then to your penis, and then you spray and spray and spray it out! Ok Mommy you got that!?
Me: That is correct, but we don't talk like that at the table. And we only use the the word penis in the bathroom. Ok?
Wesson: Ok Mommy, but that is really what happens when you drink water!
Wesson: Mommy can I get up now?
Me: No. You didn't take a nap.
Wesson: Yes, I did. I took a little one.
Me: No. You never closed your eye and went to sleep. You have been playing.
Wesson: Yes, I did. I closed my eye like this. (closes his eyes) And then I made snoring sounds like this (makes snoring sound) and then I breathe like this ( makes deep breathing noise). So I took a little nap.
